I am still sick, and not an interesting naseous kind of sick either. My head is filled with bugs. Wrapped in cotton wool. Occasionally one will boot me on the side of the head and give me a hideous headache spasm. I am drinking lots of soda water to replace the fluids constantly leaving me through my sinuses. Yeah, everyone wants to know about sinuses. It’s OK, I’ll stop here.
Well apparently since I am externally hosted (that sounds sort of perverse), I should be able to upload images. I can’t see it happening. Let’s give the giant cicada picture another go. Now that I’ve hyped it into some big event, like it’s as big as the cat or something. Although if it was as big as the cat, it WOULD be a great photo. However. Not.

People, I think we have a winner.