List, or, Descent into Madness

Things I have eaten today:

1. Small bowl of baked beans. (Actually I only ate the little sausages out of it. Mmm, sausages.)

2. Can of Coke.

3. A mini Ilchester cheddar cheese.

4. Entire bag of fresh peas, unpodded. (I podded them before I ate them. Or should that be unpodded them? Can I phone a friend?)

5. Two handfuls of M&Ms. All right, five handfuls. Six, then.

I think I need to go to the supermarket.

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