Things I have eaten today:
1. Small bowl of baked beans. (Actually I only ate the little sausages out of it. Mmm, sausages.)
2. Can of Coke.
3. A mini Ilchester cheddar cheese.
4. Entire bag of fresh peas, unpodded. (I podded them before I ate them. Or should that be unpodded them? Can I phone a friend?)
5. Two handfuls of M&Ms. All right, five handfuls. Six, then.
I think I need to go to the supermarket.