The Walrus and the Carpenter

  • Reading:
    “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time”, Mark Haddon.
  • Listening:
    To myself, singing every random phrase in the style of TMBG’s “Particle Man”. (“Going to work, going to work. Triangle man hates going to work…”) I realise this is annoying but the truth is I CANNOT STOP.
  • Watching:
    The Black Dog’s toy destruction method: First he goes for their eyes. Then their ears. Then he rips into their soft underbellies, to pull out reams of polyester stuffing. Nature, red in tooth and claw.
  • Eating:
    Meeeat. So much meat. Will it ever end?
  • Liking:
    Firefox. I have become Firefox’s bitch. I don’t mind saying that it’s the tiniest bit pathetic.
  • Pondering:
    The green things are spring onions. The little brown onion-like things are shallots. I don’t care if the whole of Australia thinks these are both called shallots. You are ALL WRONG. It wouldn’t be the first time.

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