Scorned Girl at Work [and I'm being charitable with the Girl bit]: Rant rant rant. All men are bastards. Piss, moan. Good for nothings. Whine, sob. [I may be paraphrasing here.]
Sympathetic [or Maybe Just Bored] Girl at Work: Oh, no. How is the breakup going?
Scorned Girl : Badly, all because of that him, the piece of shit. He’s a Sagittarius, that’s the reason. I hate Sagittarians. As soon as I found out, I knew we were doomed.
Sympathetic Girl: Oh, I hate Cancers. I don’t get along with Cancers at all.
Jac: [snickering to herself, obviously] A Cancer can totally ruin your day. (Added hidden meaning for those playing at home: Mr. T is a Cancerian.)
Sympathetic Girl: [oblivious, or otherwise ignoring me] What star sign are you then?
Scorned Girl: I’m a Virgo, so the whole thing with the Sagittarian was doomed from the start. I mean, we were never going to be compatible. We fought all the time. What star sign are you?
Sympathetic Girl: I’m a Pisces.
Scorned Girl: Yes, I thought you were. I can always tell. Pisceans are so intuitive – do you find you pick up on things that others don’t?
Sympathetic Girl: Oh, for SURE. All the time.
Scorned Girl: Mmm, you’re definitely a Pisces. Jac, what star sign are you?
Jac: What?
Scorned Girl: What’s your star sign?
Jac: What do you think it is?
Scorned Girl: No really, what is it?
Jac: But you just said you can always tell. You’ve known me for about a year now. What star sign do you think I am?
Sympathetic Girl: [displaying mighty intuition skills] Well, when’s your birthday then?
Scorned Girl: Um. Are you Taurus? Capricorn?
Jac: Nope.
Scorned Girl: Aquarius? Scorpio? You’re not a SAGITTARIUS, are you?
Jac: Well, you just said you loathed and despised all Sagittarians.
Scorned Girl: Are you? Sagittarius? Are you really!
Jac: [tiring] No, I’m an Aries. My birthday is in April.
Scorned Girl: Ah. Yes, that would be right. You’re totally an Aries. Yeah, typical.
Sympathetic Girl: Oh, totally.
Jac: But you just rattled off half a dozen other star signs! You said you could ALWAYS tell and you didn’t even GUESS Aries!
Scorned Girl: Wow, you Fire signs are always so volatile.
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i am a cancer. we are emotional people. but extremely caring!
those girls sound a little air headed…
how are the doggies?
You gotta love those intuative people, hey?! hahahaa! Thanx for making me smile.
Haha! That was funny. Oh, and I’m aries too!
That’s the thing about irrational people. Pointing out their irrationality doesn’t work, because they’re irrational.
Oh well. At least the rest of us will have someone to make snide remarks over.
Had a bit of a start though when you mentioned Mr. T. My name starts with T. But I’m not a Cancer, so I relaxed again. Can your friend tell what star sign *I* am?
Cheers, -T