Such quantities of sand:

  • Reading:
    Travel brochures.
  • Listening:
    Weezer, Island in the Sun. No wait, now it’s Wham!, Last Christmas (Pudding Mix). I should really find the “shuffle” button on this thing.
  • Watching:
    Kath and Kim.
  • Eating:
    Raspberries.
  • Liking:
    DING da da da!
  • Pondering:
    Yes, we have an inorganic hard rubbish collection. It doesn’t mean you can throw all your shit out on the grass verge THREE WEEKS before the collection begins.

"Make a remark," said the Red Queen: "Its ridiculous to leave all conversation to the pudding!"

 

 

 

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