Goat. Eee.

I saw this guy today who had an unfortunate chin. Extremely bulbous. I’m pretty sure it went out further than his forehead, and maybe even his nose. (I couldn’t really stare too closely, of course; I’m trying to pretend I have social skills.) But what I couldn’t understand, and the reason why I kept sneaking glances, was … why would you accentuate your exaggerated chin by growing a goatee? Why? And a spindly, wispy goatee at that. It was like dozens of little punctuation marks all over his chin. I tell you, I couldn’t stop staring. Not in a good way, either.

"Make a remark," said the Red Queen: "Its ridiculous to leave all conversation to the pudding!"

 

 

 

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