inanities

It has come to my attention that my site looks ratshit in Opera. Sorry, opera people. I am too lazy to fix it. I do have Opera on the big computer but I am too lazy to start it up and check the site on it there. Again, sorry. Then again, I guess if I were really sorry, I would immediately begin fixing the site. But I won’t. I blame Opera, not me. You’re the guys with the Phantom.

My hair is too long and needs to be cut. Any volunteers? I am going for the simple cut as all the layered bits have almost grown out. You’ll just need to be able to cut across the bottom of straight hair, in a straight line. You can put some colour through it too. I’m thinking some dark blondes and maybe some caramel colours, go for darker hair this winter? … yes, well, I appreciate your opinion but I don’t think green streaks will … yes, absolutely we can give it a go, after all, you’re the one with the sharp scissors. I woul

HOly crap. I just sat on my mouse by mistake and closed the Firefox window. You know what? The Blogger “recover post” feature TOTALLY WORKS. To think I could have lost this priceless communication! I’m sure we all agree the world is richer for this literary contribution.

IN other news, my laptop spacebar key seems to have recovered. This pleases me, in a quiet way. You know what doesn’t please me? The mini Bounty bar, chewed up and spat out on the dog mat in the lounge. That was MY mini Bounty bar. YES, I left it on the floor of the bedroom. YES, it has been there since the weekend. YES, I have no great love for Bounty bars, hence I hadn’t eaten it. NO, it doesn’t mean I wanted a dog to steal then gnaw on it. In fact, it’s safe to assume I do not want dogs to steal and/or gnaw on ANYTHING on the floor of the bedroom. I hope we’ve reached an understanding here.

(Of course I assume that the dogs read my blog. What else have they got to do all day?)
(…eat chocolate, I suppose.)