So, OK, Mr. T is away so all you guys are getting is recycled emails. Sorry. I’ll try to cut the more boring bits. If I forget to take out any names or private jokes, just nod and smile and pretend you know what’s going on.
Hi boy,
Your hotel sounds way dodgy. Maybe you’ll get complimentary drugs on your pillow.
It is a beautiful day but OH GOD SO COLD. I made the bed and went back into our room a bit later and there was a tunnel in the bed, the Cat had crawled in and was huddled up under the duvet. He eyed me with fiery hatred when I flipped up the duvet to see him. Tonight I had the heater on for the first time this year, smelled like burning at first but good now. Does that mean the gas pilot light was on all summer? Isn’t that like a total fire risk? And is it really supposed to be making that burning smell? Anyway, totally don’t care if I asphyxiate myself because did I mention? FREEZING MY ARSE OFF. Brown Dog is standing looking out the back door (he wants to go out) and I can see his breath.
I went to Chadstone today and bought a T-shirt with robots on it and ordered some boots, so I continue flagrantly wasting money. And I rented some DVDs to fill in my lonely nights, you will be really gutted you missed them, I got “Shall We Dance” with Richard Gere and J.Lo and “Mean Girls” with Lindsay Lohan. Don’t worry I will fill you in on all the details once I watch them. Or maybe we could get them out again when you get back! Like, oh my god that would be so cool! We could have like, a total DVD watching night together! DVD Fest 2005! (OK I’m annoying myself now.)
I attacked the jasmine with the secateurs today, frankly I think I might have butchered it a bit too enthusiastically. Vines grow back, right? I think the fence is [OK this is boring and I will spare you. Mr. T had to read it all though, ha!] all these little fig-type things. Who knew?
Hey I went to the gym and it seems [God, this is boring too. I need a copywriter to edit my life] will be on Thursdays as well as Mondays. I can be a gym monkey! Junkie! … no, monkey is better. Gym tarsier! Gym bonobo!
Anyway I am very busy and important and must go patrol the perimeter. Give me a call when you get your time zones sorted out – talk to you soon.
