Me me me, it’s all about me!
So far today I have -
- written a reply to an email in Dr. Seuss-style verse (including the memorable lines, “Did you need the help of foxes? / Please don’t pelt me with big rocks-es’). Of course, this was a work email.
- had hair cruelly ripped from my eyebrows, and in fact actually paid someone to do this for me, and even thanked her afterwards
- bought flowers for Mother’s Day online, including putting the wrong delivery day (yep, I’m all about the little details)
- stuck my head inside the Brown Dog’s mouth, hollering, “Look! I’m a lion tamer!”
