Humperdink’s Busy Day

I’m back to my habit of ‘titles as words currently around me’, and there’s a Richard Scarry book right there. Genius, that man.

Anyway, it was great talking to you, I have to go now. I have to be up at about 4am tomorrow to catch a plane to Sydney and go to a conference. Well, a module of a conference, since I don’t want to go to the whole thing. I also don’t want to network there. Wah. I am a bad networker. Also my business cards have my mobile phone number incorrectly printed (dumbasses) so this makes me an even worse networker. “Here, have my card. Oh wait, but don’t ring me.” Anyway, after that I have the afternoon in Sydney, then I will be back in Melbourne at about 7.30pm. And so I will get home at the same time as Mr. T, when I will say, “Surprise! It is your birthday and the house is cold and dark and there is no dinner and I have baked no birthday cake and I am very, very tired. But look! I made you ninja magnets. “

(Photos of ninja magnets will follow. As long as they don’t kill me in my sleep or anything.)