So I did this survey telling me where I should live in America and apparently? Portland, Oregon. I am going to display my boundless ignorance regarding US geography here and inform you I thought Oregon was somewhere near the middle. You all know this already, I’m sure, but in actual fact it’s just above California. So I fail to see how I’m supposed to live there when I can’t even figure out where it is. And they haven’t told me how to get my plane tickets. … wait,they don’t actually send you the plane tickets? But I gave them a fake email address and everything!
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Things To Do with Dog Hair, Idea # 7485
He needs his roots done.
Ohh you poor poor thing… I could Argue that there is no such thing as America. But sadly that would be a lie as I have family living there! (Couldnt they live someplace with a higher over all IQ)…
And Poor Cat. I wouldnt send her to the same hair dresser again…
I’m seriously loving that photograph!
LOL!