Current Position:
Lying Supine on the Floor next to Gas Heater, with Laptop.
Pets Currently Within Approximately 30cm of Me:
One (1) Black Dog, lying under my legs
One (1) Cat, scrunched up uncomfortably next to my shoulder.
Windows Currently Open on Laptop:
WordPad, in which I am writing this Gem of Prose
Firefox: I am a Japanese school teacher, eBay, mimi smartypants
Thunderbird: Inbox tracking no less than Seven separate email addresses. Scratch that; Nine. God that’s sad.
Current Hat:
White crocheted hat from pepperberry, with a piece of cake as tassel. You have Hat Envy, admit it. Also, it is damn cold here at the moment. Hence the hat. And the heater. And the dog.
TV Program Currently Ignoring:
I’m unsure what this is, but I think it’s Law and Order or one of the spinoffs. I think I heard the DUNK-DUNK sound which signals scene changes.
Currently Having Flashbacks To:
Being hit on the head with the ironing board whilst sitting on the floor eating dinner, causing said dinner to upturn onto the floor and me to stare stupidly at dinner. Also, attempting to push ironing board off self without really understanding what the hell had happened. (Answer: ironing board was folded up and leaning flat against the wall; Dog who shall Not be Named brushed past it, causing it to tilt and fall in a Silent yet Deadly Manner, with unerring accuracy, straight towards my Skull.)
