Again I return! Yes, you didn’t know I was gone. I was, though. I was in Woolongong and then on the Gold Coast, for work. You hate me. You do! You should! However Woolongong was NO FUN as we were staying too far from the beach, also, weather was shithole and not much better than Melbourne. However the restaurants were very good and we ate lots of good Asian type things. Go Woolongong. Like Sydney, only further away.
On the other hand, the Gold Coast was great and I seriously, seriously need some annual leave. Seriously. It helps that my boss gave me one of the mornings off and I got to bask in a lounger and read holiday-lite reading material (in my case, Terry Pratchett) and swim in the pewl with its own waterfall thing. Also, from walking along the beach at 7am, I have a strange sunburn which is fierce on one shoulder and gradually fades to nothing on the other side of my body. 7am, people. I am whiter than the underside of a penguin. Except, now, with a jaunty red stripe. Mayor Pengiun! Miss Kentucky Penguin!
Next week I’m going to the Yarra valley and the week after that, the Barossa. It’s the national roadshow extravaganza! Starring, me! Don’t you wish I would stand up and talk to you for two days straight? In the end, I was so sick of the sound of my own voice that I was taking requests from the audience for accents. Unfortunately all my accents sound the same. Heh.
Nice… I am as white as hell as well!
The sad thing is I am from the middle east and I put white people to shame with my whiteness