I went shopping for Christmas presents. I am organised! I am thoughtful! I have a deathly fear of shopping malls in the last two weeks of December! I looked and shopped and shopped and looked … and I bought a pair of shoes and three items of clothing … for me. Then I got home and found my “25% OFF!!!!” voucher delivered in the mail that day. For the clothes. I had just bought.
Santa hates me.