35 degrees is too hot

“Don’t touch me; it’s too hot.”
“I am TWO METRES away from you.”
“That’s too close. It’s too hot. You’re making it hotter. Go somewhere else.”
“How about if I do …. THIS?”
“No! No! No touching! It’s too hot!”
“Good lord, you are radiating heat like some sort of radioactive thing! Are you radioactive? ARE you?”
“Probably. It’s toooo hoooot.”
“Why don’t you get up and turn the air conditioner on?”
“It’s too hot to move. … You do it.”
“No, I’m too hot now.”

"Make a remark," said the Red Queen: "Its ridiculous to leave all conversation to the pudding!"

 

 

 

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