I went to the eye specialist today to see if my eyes are suitable for laser surgery. They are not. They are too bad. This is … annoying, actually. But anyway, as part of the exam, I got yellow drops put in my eyes and then they were checked for … something. Yellowness, probably. So I went into work afterwards and there was a Kerfuffle, and so I wasn’t really paying attention when people told me I looked different. Do you know why I looked different? My blue eyes had turned lime green. LIME GREEN. And nobody thought to tell me this in plain English and I have no photos. I didn’t even see it myself – by the time I twigged, my eyes had toned down to blue/green with a highly unattractive yellow ring. NO PHOTOS. This is criminal.
So here’s a photo of the Brown Dog trying to look over the fence. I could make some joke here about how we fed him kangaroo mince but I’m still pissed off about the eye thing.
