Mr. T came home tonight and handed me a digital camera.
“What is this?”
“A digital camera. Aren’t you meant to be the smart one?”
“WHY is it here, with me, in my house?”
“I bought it.”
“WHY?”
“It was a bargain!”
“We already have two digital cameras. Three, if you count the camcorder with the video tape stuck in it. What do you plan do DO with this new, completely unnecessary digital camera?”
“Didn’t you hear me? It was A BARGAIN!”
“I … good. You’re a good shopper.”
“A bargain! There were only two left!”
“Well then I’m just lucky you didn’t buy both of them.”
” …. I did think about it.”
