Things I Have to Stop Buying:

- magazines
- Lindt mini chocolate things (ostensibly for ‘Christmas stockings’, if by ‘stockings’ I mean ‘my digestive system’)
- flimsy dog toys
- snow peas, which go limp and khaki-green, causing me to throw them out and buy
- more snow peas
- black T-shirts
- vintage scales from eBay
- cherries, which are STILL out of season and therefore tasteless
- PlayDoh

"Make a remark," said the Red Queen: "Its ridiculous to leave all conversation to the pudding!"

 

 

 

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