Woke up this morning and peered blearily at my watch. (I think I’ve already mentioned here how absolutely crap my eyesight is, so in order to see my watch, it must be about 2cm away from my eye, which doesn’t give me a wide angle view of my watch face.)
Ah, it’s only twenty-past. Bliss. Time for a few more minutes of sleeping.
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Eh? Urg. Bluh. What’s the time? Huh. Still about twenty-past. Good. Snurk.
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Bluh! Time! What is the time? It’s …. twenty-past. Oh. Crap.
In other news, I was late for work. And had to go out at lunchtime and get a new battery for my watch.
