At my work, the Emergency Procedure is laminated and stuck to the back of the toilet doors. This way you can muse over your fiery death as you take care of business. It even has a little map that shows where to gather if there’s an evacuation of the building. Which made me think: wouldn’t it be awesome if they’d titled it Evacuation Procedure? And hung it in the toilets? Awesome. This is why I should never be trusted in a position of responsibility.