I had to buy a new hairdryer yesterday. While trying to disguise the ratty nature of my haircut, I contorted into a spectacularly uncomfortable position and dropped my old hairdryer into the toilet. Did you know a hairdryer will not explode if dropped into a toilet, but instead continue to work, merrily blowing bubbles and spattering toilet water all over the bathroom floor? It is true. Also scary. I pulled the plug out of the wall by the cord, despite being in mortal fear of being electrocuted, because really, what else could I do? I then threw the hairdryer into the shower. Rats 1, Jac 0.