I have internet back, sort of, and I would like to show you a linky path:
From Erin* to Mia* to THIS. And I cleaned dog wee off the carpet this morning and I’m only wearing one sock, but I think I know what I’m talking about, and you can trust me when I say THIS IS THE INTERNET, RIGHT HERE. This is what it’s FOR.
I loved the toenail clippings and the damaged soul!
You have WAY too much time on your hands. Or you’re desperate for the next Terry Pratchett. But thank you – I shall now die happy knowing Ebay actually has a use.