Hi. My internet is broken. Namely, the laptop won’t see the wireless network. Actually, it can see all the neighbours’ wireless networks; just not mine. It is wilful and stubborn and I must break its spirit.
Also I am watching South Park and Satan is dressed as Britney Spears. It strikes me that this is an excellent costume party idea. Usually I spike my hair up with soap and go as Something About Mary.
… Clearly, the internet has gotten by without me for a week just fine.