look! alive!

Dear Internet,

Laptop troubles continue. In fact, they abound. I will spare you the details, including the bit where I blame my dog … which is truly where I scrape the bottom of the barrel, yet WHO ELSE COULD IT BE? If it wasn’t dogs, it was ghosts. Or dog ghosts. I have an open mind on this issue.

Anyway, it’s quite hard to type with the screen of your laptop flapping in the wind (Internet: hey, weren’t you going to get that fixed? Me: Um, yes, Mr. T DID fix it, multiple times, and it made him very very angry while doing so, and then it broke again within the week) (that wasn’t the dog’s fault though, that one was me) so hence the lack of posts. And the lack of comments, unless you count ones that go “haaaaaaaaa” as that only uses two letters. Any more than that cuts deeply iknto my wrists oh god this is; akilling me. OK I have adjusted my position; only now I can’t see what I’m writing. Really, the internet is not supposed to be this hard.

Anyway, I have a meme from Shan to do, and then there will be a photo. Oh yes, I lost several months worth of photos. Nothing too important, except the ones of the house as it was originally. Now no one will believe the glory that was the shag carpet. Sigh.

Meme!

Rules: You must answer the questions using only one word. Then tag four others.

1. Where is your cell phone? Bag
2. Your significant other? Sport
3. Your hair? Dirty
4. Your mother? Sleeping
5. Your father? Also
6. Your favourite thing? Humour
7. Your dream last night? Realistic
8. Your favourite drink? Milkshake
9. Your dream/goal? Travel
10. The room you’re in? Lounge
11. Your hobby? Reading
12. Your fear? Blindness
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Content
14. What you’re not? Tall
15. Muffins? Nah
16. One of your wish list items? Kitten
17. Where you grew up? New Zealand
18. The last thing you did? Ironed
19. What are you wearing? Pyjamas
20. Favourite gadget? Laptop
21. Your pets? Indulged
22. Your computer? Crippled
23. Your mood? Tranquil
24. Missing someone? Distantly
25. Your car? Driveway
26. Something you’re not wearing? Underwear
27. Favourite store? Stationery
28. Like someone? Many
29. Your favourite colour? Green
30. When is the last time you laughed? Today
31. Last time you cried? Yesterday

I am not tagging anyone, as I don’t feel I participate in the internet enough to do so. Feel free to steal, if you’d like it. I laughed till I cried yesterday, I’ve forgotten what about (I cry from laughter easily). And yes, Mr. T is playing sport at 10.30pm at night… it is an indoor AFL game. Usually they play at about 7.30pm so I’m not sure what’s gone wrong. They suck, badly, but only lost by 78 points last week! That’s an improvement!

In other news, it’s my parents’ 35th wedding anniversary today. Impressive, no?

In other other news, here is one of the only photos I have from June. Tragically, it is not one of any importance. Behold the front page of my local paper (and also my beloved carpet underneath it):

I personally thought the criteria for this award would be less about animal cruelty, and more about blowjobs. Live and learn.

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