the return!

OH YES I LIIIIVE! O. Hai. Yes, I have been back since Sunday. Yes, it is Thursday. But unfortunately for your good selves (and even more unfortunately for me) I was felled, FELLED I tell you, by gastro not 12 hours after I returned triumphant to Melbourne. No, not swine flu. Nothing so important to the government. Just run of the mill, regular old debilitating gastroenteritis. The last few days have been a bit of a blur. Nobody wants to hear the details of gastro (the pain! the whimpering! the BUCKET!) so I will spare you. The worst part though, was the first night, where I was up every half an hour and my actions blended into some sort of ghastly dream sequence and I would wake from my sweaty doze convinced this was the last time. It’s the last time! Thank god! My dream said so! Let me tell you, it was NEVER the last time. NEVER. Days later, I thought to ask Mr. T where he was during this time; turns out he was sleeping on the couch. Under a towel. Yes, a towel. He would not approach me nor the spare blankets during this time and I DON’T BLAME HIM. Anyway, I feel much better now (yes, it’s Thursday and I have lost an entire week) but as a result I have basically no memories of my week away, wiped out as they currently are by The Horror. Give me time to get actually well and I’ll post some photos up. OF THE TRIP. I have no photos of the last four days and you should thank me.

And I did actually get tested for swine flu (well I went to the doctor and he stuck a thermometer in my ear) and I am 100% swine-free. Which I am glad about, because I sat next to a very nice English couple on my connecting flight home from Singapore and I would hate to ruin their holiday. So. What have you been up to while I’ve been gone?

6 comments to the return!

  • Mal

    Welcome back to the whacky world of the interwebs!

    Gastro is awful, truly horrible. Glad u came thru it OK!!!

  • Ick, gastro. Why was your man not holding your hair our of your face as you spewed, hmm?

  • Good to see you back! Gastro is the suck. I’ve come down with flu-like symptoms. I am trying to resist going to the doctor, because well, I’m sure it’s not swine flu, but it’s progressively getting worse as the day goes on. I’ve found a new bulk bill doctors clinic, so I might test them out…

    No one except the dogs want to come near me :/

  • Bernice

    Only had it once. I seem to remember napping on the toilet floor between ‘episodes’. Trust you are by now able to eat with something approaching enjoyment. Shame though you didn’t pop into your local Liberal Party meeting for a bit of quality share and cough.

  • Illness should not preclude wordplay.

    That’s all I’m sayin’.

    Glad you’re… erm… solid… again.

  • Kalebarkab

    I want to find good pop music. Help me please.

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