biscuity

Thanks for all your lovely comments on my cat, and from nobly refraining from slandering my wedding choices to my face. But hopefully you’re doing it behind my back, right? Right? Although it’s the internet, you know; you can actually do it right to my face and there’s not a damn thing I could do about it. Apart from delete you, like the (holy crap) 29 spam comments I just deleted. WordPress, you were worth it just for your delicious spam-catching abilities.

Anyway, none of you are spam and I appreciate you, and should write you a thank-you card within 4-6 weeks. Or is that the wedding? I forget. Anyway, all my invitations have been addressed and sent out so WOE BETIDE anyone that asks me about the cake. Also, I’ve realised that nowhere on the invite is my or Mr. T’s last name mentioned. Oh well, if you don’t know my last name you’re probably not invited, no? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Just eat your free cake, dammit. The addressing of the envelopes was quite a performance in itself; because I can’t write in a straight line, I printed out some nice dark lines on printer paper to slip into the envelope and use as guidelines. However my envelopes were too thick to see the lines through the front. What do do? I need a light table, is what I need. Which is why you would have seen me addressing envelopes cross-legged on the couch, leaning on a glass baking dish on my knees, with an Ikea lamp between my legs and shining up under the glass dish. Voila! Instant light table. Of course, it’s quite hot having a lamp between your legs, but it just encouraged me to finish the job quickly. 60 watts of encouragement, as it were. Luckily there are no pictures but I’m sure you’re all very imaginative.

What else? My car has died AGAIN. I really do like my car, but the advice of the mechanics who currently have it is, “Once we fix it, sell this car immediately”. Um. OK then. Cue Mr. T pretending to drive me to fun places like Target (I had to buy Lego! Do you know how expensive Lego is? It is WICKED expensive) and on the way suddenly swerving towards car yards and making me walk round them. This weekend just gone in Melbourne was BLOODY FREEZING and also FUCKING WINDY and the last thing I wanted to do was walk round goddamned car yards. However this rates as one of Mr. T’s Favourite Things to Do (it’s a guy thing I think) so he was more than thrilled to expound on the virtues of this car or that car. My input? Sitting in the driver’s seat and making sure I can see to the edges of my bonnet (I hate not being able to see the front of my car) and that I don’t sit too low (I like the high sitting position of 4WDs, being a shortarse myself). That’s it. That’s my sum total of requirements for a car. Wait, and cup holders. So I am interested to see what I end up with. It’s in Mr. T’s hands now. But as of the last few weeks I have not had a car, requiring me to catch the train into work, which has been fine (seeing as it’s been school holidays here). Tomorrow: not school holidays. And it’s not that my train fills up with schoolchildren, it’s that a lot of people take leave in the holidays. In theory they are all back tomorrow. And I have been enjoying having a seat and reading my way through the Narnia series too. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

And in actual fact I haven’t been in Melbourne; I was in Sydney for work, where the weather looked like this:

Yes it’s the middle of winter in Sydney too. Yes I was wearing long sleeves, but not long sleeves plus a coat plus a scarf plus arm warmer/glove things. It’s times like this I can see the attraction of Sydney, I really can. And I also found a fantastic IGA with heaps of my favourite Asian snacky things, like this:


It’s a cowboy! Who is also perhaps some type of pretzel! I haven’t eaten him yet, but I’ll keep you informed.

7 comments to biscuity

  • Mal

    Life continues to seem busy for you! I sincerely hope all your wedding preparations go according to plan for you both. Enjoy :)

    I grew-up in Sydney, so I’m totally biaesd about the place… altho I wouldn’t live there now if you paid me… [nor any big city, let alone Sydney] ;)

  • May I suggest that air-conditioning should also make your list of car requirements? Also, now that I have children I can see the whole point of central locking and keyless entry, and dream wistfully of the day that I don’t have to walk around the whole car letting everyone in or out.

  • Just spotted terrible lie (Misrepresentation? Momentary aberration? Out-of-date, have-evolved-past-this-stage artefact?) under your ‘About’:

    59. I don’t like breakfast cereals.

    How then you explain Phantasmogorid:

    Eating: Aldi homebrand version of Special K with Red Berries.

    YOU THINK WE DON’T NOTICE.
    But we do.

  • Bernice

    Your polite comments about Sydney do not include any observations about having driven a car. If so, your new car requirements would have included a 20mm cannon, windscreen high bullbars and a disabled parking permit.

  • There’s cake? Where’s the cake? I checked all over the blog post and no free cake dropped out. I think my browser “free cake” attachment is non-functional. Damn cybercafes.

  • Sydney! You should have said!

    Also: we haz all the good weather here. Ha HA!

  • I do love living in Sydney! How’s the wedding judgement going? Have people settled into the groove or are you still getting grief?

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