Yes, I’m standing in the big dog waterbowl. Which is actually a 5-litre stainless steel stockpot inside a concrete planter. The dogs who came before me liked to carry waterbowls around and empty them out, so now I’m stuck with a non-tippable water source. THANKS GUYS.
AIEEE ALIENS, ALIENS I SAY!
There were aliens? I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. I’m totally cute now. You saw nothing.
Now I have a wet face. Judging by the grass around here, it’s the only thing that’s seen water for a while.
BAAAAASK IN MY CUTENESS