November « 2010 « six impossible things

i has a puppy

3 November 2010

I went to a dog show on Melbourne Cup day. I tried to steal a puppy.

I didn’t get far.

2 November 2010

Yep, there was a burglar. A big one.

I got him, though. All that’s left is his leg bone. I ate all the rest.

What? I DID.

OMG was that a noise? OK I gotta go inside. Scary.

(no burglars were harmed in the making of this post. A cow, though, probably.)

Reading:
Stephen King, "Everything's Eventual". I found this abandoned in a suitcase.

Listening:
The snores of the Little Dog, who sadly seems just as loud and snorty at night as the Brown Dog.

Watching:
Endless episodes of UFC, which is some sort of fighting... thing. Do not want.

Eating:
I'm having a bit of an avocado binge. The Little Dog likes them too.

Liking:
Renovations! Apart from the cost of said renovations. Let's not think about that part.

Pondering:
If there is dirty washing in the basket, the cats ignore it... but if it is CLEAN, one of them has made a nest in there within 10 minutes. Five minutes, if it's black clothes.