i has a puppy

I went to a dog show on Melbourne Cup day. I tried to steal a puppy.

I didn’t get far.

burglars

Yep, there was a burglar. A big one.

I got him, though. All that’s left is his leg bone. I ate all the rest.

What? I DID.

OMG was that a noise? OK I gotta go inside. Scary.

(no burglars were harmed in the making of this post. A cow, though, probably.)