OK let’s just post some photos, slowly easing back in. Gentle, now. Eeeeasy does it. Don’t startle the WordPress.

I am a big dog now.

I got neutered. See?
This is like one of those optical illusion photos – you have to squint and sort of cross your eyes to see what’s going on. Unless you are familiar with how dogs sleep, then it will make perfect sense to you.
but WHAT is that puppy behind him!?!
And yes, it took me a moment to determine which end was which in the second photo!
Yes, I noticed the puppy in the background too. TWO big brown dogs for your house?